Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!

If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that's undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.

Thank God for Darwin, eh?

I try to appreciate the simple things. I've just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel. I like making a cup of tea and bacon sarnie in the morning.

Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it

Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail out of the joke, I lose commitment in it, I'll give you an example: Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.