I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.

Why do people want to swim with dolphins? The equivalent would be an Indonesian fellow coming over here, going up to a farmer and saying 'Can I get in with the cows? I just fancy scuffling about with them.'

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.

I try to appreciate the simple things. I've just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel. I like making a cup of tea and bacon sarnie in the morning.

Thank God for Darwin, eh?

But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"