I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.

Nostalgia: How long's that been around?

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'

I never really thought comedy was a career option, just something I did for fun. Suddenly I realised I was getting paid which was a bonus. I studied for a diploma with the London College of Music, and teaching was something I thought I might do but comedy intervened.