A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

Television is where you earn regular money so you can plan a little bit but even then only when you have a regular gig. If you're just doing the odd appearance, you don't know if it will carry on.

Nostalgia: How long's that been around?

Thank God for Darwin, eh?

Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.