Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries for quality of life, because of things like the weather, obviously, late retirement, poor holiday, poor public services, poor health service; it's basically just a kind of grey, godless wilderness, full of cold pies and broken dreams.

Thank God for Darwin, eh?

I spent money on a decent bike, a bit of kit for paddle boarding and I like bird watching so I bought a decent pair of binoculars but as far as bottles of Cristal champagne and Gucci loafers? No, blingy and showy stuff isn't me.

Live comedy's a very reckless, foolhardy profession. You're only as good as your last gig so earnings fluctuate.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it