There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.

Aldous Huxley took the drug mescaline and then chronicled his experience in the book The Doors of Perception. Now, I don't actually think that's the first thing he wrote: he probably wrote 'my brain is melting' ten thousand times, but it was the book that the critics latched on to.

Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'

I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.

I try to appreciate the simple things. I've just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel. I like making a cup of tea and bacon sarnie in the morning.