What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.
I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion!
I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine
Nostalgia: How long's that been around?
How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight!
Stupid National Anthem... Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? "Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit."