The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'

I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'

There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.

Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.

"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?