The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.

Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, "Hullo, we're out of milk. I say mother, where's the milk?"

I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine

Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it

There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.

Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.

I think we've missed a trick there. We could develop wheat with the properties of Velcro... to catch whatever it is that's forming those crop circles! But then the spaceship would have to have the corresponding Velcro, so it's a bit of a long shot.