The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.

People say 'Bill, are you an optimist?' And I say, 'I hope so.'

I tend to go through periods worrying, "Where am I going, I can't see a way out of this," and it becomes quite stressful. But sometimes you have to take a bet on yourself.

I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

Work hard, save and live within your means.

I am a confectionery-based existentialist.