That ideology was never going to work, was it? It was just cobbled together from different beliefs: The anti-intellectualism of the Khmer Rouge, the religious persecution of the Nazis, the enforced beard-wearing from the world of folk music, and the segregation and humiliation of women from the world of golf.

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they.

I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture: it hurts, but you've got to admire the workmanship.

But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"