That ideology was never going to work, was it? It was just cobbled together from different beliefs: The anti-intellectualism of the Khmer Rouge, the religious persecution of the Nazis, the enforced beard-wearing from the world of folk music, and the segregation and humiliation of women from the world of golf.

But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"

I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.

I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.

I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people's doors and running away. God that was a good game.

Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently.

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.