I am a confectionery-based existentialist.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all it's thermal and mechanical functions fail, thus rendering all human endeavors ultimately pointless. Just to put the gig in some sort of context.

I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine

The scotch egg is such a Scottish food. It's as though a great Scottish chef said: I need a tasty snack. Let's take an egg... and wrap it in meat!! Makes it a bit harder.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that's undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.