A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."
Bill BaileyThe day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.
Bill BaileyI suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
Bill Bailey