Aldous Huxley took the drug mescaline and then chronicled his experience in the book The Doors of Perception. Now, I don't actually think that's the first thing he wrote: he probably wrote 'my brain is melting' ten thousand times, but it was the book that the critics latched on to.

I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusionment! Sometimes I eat the toy out of sheer despair.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.

Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently.

Contentment is knowing you're right

Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.