It's the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life.

Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit

There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.