People say 'Bill, are you an optimist?' And I say, 'I hope so.'
It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.
I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.
I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people's doors and running away. God that was a good game.
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that's undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.