"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.

"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?

Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

Television is where you earn regular money so you can plan a little bit but even then only when you have a regular gig. If you're just doing the odd appearance, you don't know if it will carry on.