"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?

Nostalgia: How long's that been around?

People say 'Bill, are you an optimist?' And I say, 'I hope so.'

The way we live in the West we live like kings. People moan about this and that in Britain but we have running water, electricity, security and a rule of law and so many people in the world don't have these.

The scotch egg is such a Scottish food. It's as though a great Scottish chef said: I need a tasty snack. Let's take an egg... and wrap it in meat!! Makes it a bit harder.

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!