Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.

If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that's undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.

I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture: it hurts, but you've got to admire the workmanship.

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.

Thank God for Darwin, eh?

Work hard, save and live within your means.

There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.