Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.

Television is where you earn regular money so you can plan a little bit but even then only when you have a regular gig. If you're just doing the odd appearance, you don't know if it will carry on.

"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?

I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion!

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.