Contentment is knowing you're right

Why do people want to swim with dolphins? The equivalent would be an Indonesian fellow coming over here, going up to a farmer and saying 'Can I get in with the cows? I just fancy scuffling about with them.'

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'

My wife bought me a vintage Gibson guitar that isn't just beautiful but has tremendous sentimental value. I have plenty of guitars for live gigs but this is one to treasure.

Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit

"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.