Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.
Work hard, save and live within your means.
What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.
A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."