Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine
Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.
The scotch egg is such a Scottish food. It's as though a great Scottish chef said: I need a tasty snack. Let's take an egg... and wrap it in meat!! Makes it a bit harder.
It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.
I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars... I'm not bitter at all.