At college, I felt frustrated thinking three years was a long time and I just wanted a job but afterwards I was in employment the whole time. I got into a theatre company and started doing stand-up gigs for cash, so I lived hand-to-mouth, but there was always enough to pay the bills.

It's the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Why do people want to swim with dolphins? The equivalent would be an Indonesian fellow coming over here, going up to a farmer and saying 'Can I get in with the cows? I just fancy scuffling about with them.'

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.

If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that's undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.

At college, I felt frustrated thinking three years was a long time and I just wanted a job but afterwards I was in employment the whole time. I got into a theatre company and started doing stand-up gigs for cash, so I lived hand-to-mouth, but there was always enough to pay the bills.