At college, I felt frustrated thinking three years was a long time and I just wanted a job but afterwards I was in employment the whole time. I got into a theatre company and started doing stand-up gigs for cash, so I lived hand-to-mouth, but there was always enough to pay the bills.

Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people's doors and running away. God that was a good game.

So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

I try to appreciate the simple things. I've just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel. I like making a cup of tea and bacon sarnie in the morning.