I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people's doors and running away. God that was a good game.

Television is where you earn regular money so you can plan a little bit but even then only when you have a regular gig. If you're just doing the odd appearance, you don't know if it will carry on.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

Nostalgia: How long's that been around?

I am a confectionery-based existentialist.

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine