Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.
A feminist jumps out of a manhole - oh, and she didn't like that.
I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion!
What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.
If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that's undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.
I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'