Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.
Nostalgia: How long's that been around?
A feminist jumps out of a manhole - oh, and she didn't like that.
It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.
There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.