I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine

Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.

Contentment is knowing you're right

I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.