I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'

My wife bought me a vintage Gibson guitar that isn't just beautiful but has tremendous sentimental value. I have plenty of guitars for live gigs but this is one to treasure.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight!