Work hard, save and live within your means.

I never really thought comedy was a career option, just something I did for fun. Suddenly I realised I was getting paid which was a bonus. I studied for a diploma with the London College of Music, and teaching was something I thought I might do but comedy intervened.

Thank God for Darwin, eh?

My wife bought me a vintage Gibson guitar that isn't just beautiful but has tremendous sentimental value. I have plenty of guitars for live gigs but this is one to treasure.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

I am a confectionery-based existentialist.

I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.