I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!

What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.

Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it

I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people's doors and running away. God that was a good game.

So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'