I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.

But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!

I tend to go through periods worrying, "Where am I going, I can't see a way out of this," and it becomes quite stressful. But sometimes you have to take a bet on yourself.

Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail out of the joke, I lose commitment in it, I'll give you an example: Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it