Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.

I never really thought comedy was a career option, just something I did for fun. Suddenly I realised I was getting paid which was a bonus. I studied for a diploma with the London College of Music, and teaching was something I thought I might do but comedy intervened.

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.

If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that's undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.

I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion!