Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they.

I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion!

I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.

Aldous Huxley took the drug mescaline and then chronicled his experience in the book The Doors of Perception. Now, I don't actually think that's the first thing he wrote: he probably wrote 'my brain is melting' ten thousand times, but it was the book that the critics latched on to.

So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!