Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries for quality of life, because of things like the weather, obviously, late retirement, poor holiday, poor public services, poor health service; it's basically just a kind of grey, godless wilderness, full of cold pies and broken dreams.

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.

I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.

But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"

Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it

Why do people want to swim with dolphins? The equivalent would be an Indonesian fellow coming over here, going up to a farmer and saying 'Can I get in with the cows? I just fancy scuffling about with them.'

Television is where you earn regular money so you can plan a little bit but even then only when you have a regular gig. If you're just doing the odd appearance, you don't know if it will carry on.