Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

This shed does not contain me.

So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!

How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight!

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.