What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children.
Bill CosbyThe dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."
Bill CosbyKids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.
Bill CosbyThe wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.
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