My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it.
Bill CosbyPeople will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."
Bill CosbyWhat is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children.
Bill Cosby