If you're a parent, the five worst words you can say to your children are, "When I was your age ..." You were never their age. You were older in the womb.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.
The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.
If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.
In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.
When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.