We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.

The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure.

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein.