We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.

After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't."

I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are."

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.

There are no absolutes in raising children. In any stressful situation, fathering is always a roll of the dice. The game may be messy, but I have never found one with more joys and rewards.

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.