Our children are trying to tell us something. And we are not listening.
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
I was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew.