There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein.

A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.

Some authority on parenting once said, "Hold them very close and then let them go." This is the hardest truth for a father to learn: that his children are continuously growing up and moving away from him (until, of course, they move back in).

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.