There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein.

Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others.

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility.

You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job.

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.