A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.

A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.

Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language.

My latest blood test said my cholesterol was very high and my doctor recommended some medicine for it. I said "no" to his recommendation and he said "what are you going to do?" I said I ate my way into this and I'm going to eat my way out of it.

There should be more on television that uplifts people and shows them how to better prepare themselves for earning a living. There still aren't enough people that say "this should not be." We just let it go. We need to raise a loud voice about our fellow human beings.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.