A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.

Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.