Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you.

Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.'

Don't talk yourself into not being you.

I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing.

You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job.

I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop.

A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.