Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.

The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation.

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right

The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.