Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.

Parenting needs to come to the forefront.

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.

When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away.

I'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't want to eat, but I eat it because I'm enjoying staying alive.