Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.

Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next.

A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.