If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student.

I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop.

My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.