If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

Our children are trying to tell us something. And we are not listening.

If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.