Never say [to younger people] "that was before your time," because the last full moon was before their time!

With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.

Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.

The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.'