Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

People say "God will find a way." God can't find a way if you're in the way.

Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.

I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop.

And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility.

The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.