Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug.

The serve was invented so that the net could play.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.

we cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the best that we can. The key word is education - education with maximum effort. Without it, we cannot be in charge of ourselves or anyone else.

The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."