If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.

My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it.

The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.

The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation.

Well, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone.