If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.

The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure.

You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.

Public education is a good foundation on which to build a better life for each of us. And if we want to prove to these children who never made the mess in the first place that education is worth the trouble, our schools have to inspire them so they can do what they ought to do.

A white person listens to my act and he laughs and he thinks, 'Yeah, that's the way I see it too.' Okay. He's white. I'm Negro. And we both see things the same way. That must mean that we are alike..... So I figure I'm doing as much for good race relations as the next guy.

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.