We spoke to God about the children, and we were afraid to ask God for specific things. We thought that it might be too much. So we said to God 'Please give us a healthy child' and left it at that, not knowing that God is a generous God, but also has a sense of humor. And if you leave that much open for God, some wonderful jokes are going to come about.
Bill CosbyAny husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.
Bill CosbyThe first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.
Bill Cosby