The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, I love children because they're so honest. There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent's signature like a child.
Bill CosbyWhen you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
Bill CosbyWell, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone.
Bill Cosby