Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Well, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone.

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.

Anecdote: In a controversial way, Comedian and actor Bill Cosby sought to teach his son the pain of being lied to. Convinced his son had been dishonest regarding an issue, Cosby promised that if he told him the truth, he would not hit him. When his son did confess, Cosby did hit him. Seeing his son's shock and hurt, Cosby said he hoped this lesson had deepened his understanding of the anguish generated by a sense betrayal.

One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children-unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek.

When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away.