Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

What best defines a child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in.

College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.