That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
Laughter brings out the child in all of us.
In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He's very, very busy.