The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.

This happened to the people. The Constitution says of the people, by the people, for the people... but the people who got the office, got into office and forgot about the people.

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.

People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often.

My grandfather said, "When you become senile, you won't know it."

George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.

There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein.