The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.

I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior. If you go through a weekly Monday through Friday, it's all there. It's in how people on the sitcoms and cop shows talk to each other.

We’ve got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.

A person with no children says, "Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth." That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain.

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

Every romance does not lead to sex.

Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language.