It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.

The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being.

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right