I think you need to make responsibility something that's not just a word.

You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.

People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often.

Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.

I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos.

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.