All Children Have Brain Damage!

After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't."

All around the United States of America - in the cities and the counties - our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts.

When I say, 'I don't care what white people think,' I mean that.

You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.

Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.