People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often.

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.

George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.