The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.

I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And get out of my way!

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.

My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it.

Fatherhood is asking your son to make up a name rather than tell anybody who he is.

You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!