The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."

After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't."

I use the exercise room early, because I don't want to get on the treadmill and everyone's going 'Oh, Bill Cosby,' and then they come around to see how fast I'm walking, and it becomes very competitive.

Zip zop wop boopity bop.

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.

I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal.