Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

My latest blood test said my cholesterol was very high and my doctor recommended some medicine for it. I said "no" to his recommendation and he said "what are you going to do?" I said I ate my way into this and I'm going to eat my way out of it.

Our children are trying to tell us something. And we are not listening.

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

No matter what you think-life goes on and the world still turns and the universe has its own story. The most we can do is plan anyway, but understand, be humbled by things greater than ourselves.

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

Laughter brings out the child in all of us.