Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it.

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

Education happens to be something that all people, all cultures, need to embrace. Math, science, the words of the world. To be able to speak and be able to have clarity and to be able to think. Those are the greatest of gifts.

I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos.

I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.