Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up the house?' I asked one girl of seven. 'No,' she sweetly replied, 'I help make the mess.' It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it.

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation.

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

Every romance does not lead to sex.

There should be more on television that uplifts people and shows them how to better prepare themselves for earning a living. There still aren't enough people that say "this should not be." We just let it go. We need to raise a loud voice about our fellow human beings.