Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade boys because I felt that was an important time for them. I had gone astray at that point in my life and really wanted to help keep them from making the same mistake I had made.

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.

You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.