I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
Bill CosbyIt doesn't make any difference how much money a father earns, his name is always Dad-Can-I.... Like all other children, my five have one great talent: they are gifted beggars. Not one of them ever ran into the room, looked up at me, and said, "I'm really happy that you're my father, and as a tangible token of my appreciation, here's a dollar.
Bill CosbyEven though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
Bill CosbyI'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't want to eat, but I eat it because I'm enjoying staying alive.
Bill Cosby