Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.

But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.

Public education is a good foundation on which to build a better life for each of us. And if we want to prove to these children who never made the mess in the first place that education is worth the trouble, our schools have to inspire them so they can do what they ought to do.

We spoke to God about the children, and we were afraid to ask God for specific things. We thought that it might be too much. So we said to God 'Please give us a healthy child' and left it at that, not knowing that God is a generous God, but also has a sense of humor. And if you leave that much open for God, some wonderful jokes are going to come about.

You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.