The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being.

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought it home was when another comedian said to me, 'If you changed color tomorrow, you wouldn't have any material.' He meant it as a put-down, but I took it as a challenge.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.