If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.

I have to follow my thoughts and mine for the gold. I have to dig it out.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.

Repeat after me. I promise not to run outside of the house. I promise not to run inside of the house. I promise not to touch, pick up, step on, anything that looks interesting.

This happened to the people. The Constitution says of the people, by the people, for the people... but the people who got the office, got into office and forgot about the people.