You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.

Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He's very, very busy.

God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here and there are still great things that go on. There are great doctors who discover how to separate twins and how to put together a human being to walk again after it's said he won't. Those are all there as signs.

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

Romance is a different word than sexual contact.