A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

You'll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you'll never need a friend.

George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others.