A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.

You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.